Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Red Hadron Collider said:
Denice was ****-faced last night. I was in before and after the match. She invited us for Christmas Dinner at the Cheese. Must have been arseholed <laugh>

We have also been invited to Cockney Roger and Jill's for the same. Last year round there went well. Roger and I were pissed and stoned. Jill and Vic were just pissed. Dinner was supposed to be at 4.00 pm. Roger and I went home at 3 to our respective houses. Jill and Vic stayed at the Cheese "for one more". I asked Vic to wake me up when she was on her way to Roger and Jill's. In reality, she woke me up at 7 pm. Roger had woken up and eaten nearly all the turkey breast and ALL the roast spuds, so I ended up having Christmas pudding, listening to the two of them screaming invective at each other. Ahhh, Christmas in Latchford <laugh>
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Pretty sure you told us all that in this thread <yikes>
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
Denice was ****-faced last night. I was in before and after the match. She invited us for Christmas Dinner at the Cheese. Must have been arseholed <laugh>

We have also been invited to Cockney Roger and Jill's for the same. Last year round there went well. Roger and I were pissed and stoned. Jill and Vic were just pissed. Dinner was supposed to be at 4.00 pm. Roger and I went home at 3 to our respective houses. Jill and Vic stayed at the Cheese "for one more". I asked Vic to wake me up when she was on her way to Roger and Jill's. In reality, she woke me up at 7 pm. Roger had woken up and eaten nearly all the turkey breast and ALL the roast spuds, so I ended up having Christmas pudding, listening to the two of them screaming invective at each other. Ahhh, Christmas in Latchford <laugh>
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I hope you said yes to them both :)
 
:emoticon-0159-music 'Tis the season to be **** faced

:emoticon-0159-music tra lala, lala, lalala, la la.

:emoticon-0159-music Smoke a dubby, down a lager

:emoticon-0159-music tra lala, lala, lala, la la

:emoticon-0159-music Stick your cock up a neighbours arsehole

:emoticon-0159-music tra lalala, lala, la la
 
Tobes said:
:emoticon-0159-music 'Tis the season to be **** faced

:emoticon-0159-music tra lala, lala, lalala, la la.

:emoticon-0159-music Smoke a dubby, down a lager

:emoticon-0159-music tra lala, lala, lala, la la

:emoticon-0159-music Stick your cock up a neighbours arsehole

:emoticon-0159-music tra lalala, lala, la la
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Sounds cracking :bandit:
 
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