The word you're actually looking for is dense 'Verbal sparring' with you HIAG is like a game of Chess with somebody who thinks they are on the attack, but unwittingly puts their King into check mate in the process.
Actually, that Chess analogy was probably a little too generous for you HIAG. Twister is more your level. You put yourself into awkward positions and then tie yourself up in knots trying to get out of it
See! There you go again with your personal attack! Unbelievable! Anyone with half a brain-cell can see that I tear you to shreds with my rakish charm, and I do it without one word of offence against you. Personally, I think you've been spending far too much time in that cupboard.
You can't unwittingly put your King into check-mate... Well, you can temporarily, but it's not allowed. Although the idea of him consistently playing the exact same move that would put him in check-mate, only to be told "you can't move there" and being forced to move it back while the opponent scratches his brow with increasing irritability, would be a very amusing analogy If you're saying it's his only move, however, then it means it's a draw.
This is the perfect analogy. either that or the Twister analogy of willingly tying himself up in knots . . .
'Pool go 2 down to a goal that was clearly off-side! It's going to go ****ing Biblical over on the Mouser board!
The Spuds are used to being an average mid-table shower of ****e, so there's an air of resigned acceptance on their board. HIAG on the other hand though is m...m...m...meltdown personified
There rarely is a meltdown on the Spurs board, even playing as badly as we have been. There have been a couple of spats, but that's mainly due to the fact that there are a couple of precious people on our board who don't seem to get the fact that the word "debate" includes the permission to criticise the team and the club. However, be that as it may, I cannot see that the Spurs board will become anything near the cesspit that the Gunners' board currently is.
