Who would win in war Denmark vs Wales?

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Bob the slob said:
OK OKYou stand in front of a Danish tank with Llewelyn, St David, Arthur, Merlin, Glyndwr, A dragon, Pwyll and Charlotte Church and if you survive the first battery of shelling and machine guns I'll join you.Otherwise its a, it's "what do you mean 'us' paleface'" moment.Not even the massed choirs of Morriston and Glyn Neath reciting Under Milk Wood in Welsh would be enough to deter two Vikings in a chopper, yet even the advert for it would bring the population of Powys, Glamorgan and Gwyneth to its (her) knees in sublimation to the great creator to submit to an eternity in the fury furnace rather than hear Ely Jenkins' prayer.Our only hope would be to show them the sculpture in castle gardens and Monks hero's' collection of Michael Laudrup memorabilia and hope they accept we're a long established Danish outpost.
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So basically what you are saying is, if a load of smelly hairy Vikings decided to invade your fair land, you'd try to sing them to death?

Not the most conventional of military strategies I must admit but not one that's entirely hopeless either.

I'd rather like to see the outcome of such a match up :)
 
Swords Hoopster. said:
So basically what you are saying is, if a load of smelly hairy Vikings decided to invade your fair land, you'd try to sing them to death?

Not the most conventional of military strategies I must admit but not one that's entirely hopeless either.

I'd rather like to see the outcome of such a match up :)
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Have you heard Ely Jenkins' Prayer sung in Welsh? Even Vogon's have been institutionalised by the end of the second line. :emoticon-0159-music
 
This thread is crackers, the Danes would never survive against the Welsh, it would be too one sided! And we would get our arms from plenty of places around the globe, and make the IRA look like childs play, don't wake the Dragon girls!........................<cheers>
 
After seeing a special on a Danish double agent running amongst the terrorists , helping knock them off ...Im going to say Denmark will win theyre war with Wales.
 
roofjack_22 said:
After seeing a special on a Danish double agent running amongst the terrorists , helping knock them off ...Im going to say Denmark will win theyre war with Wales.
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Would they balls. You'd take those Schmeichels wi' one hand tied behind your backs.

You've been watching too much TV my friend. Their idea of combating terrorism is dropping a giant snow ball in the middle east
 
ValleyGraduate12 said:
We can jyst gather a pack of Valley girls to lead the charge then <laugh>
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I have arrived.....a Welsh girl from Llanelli, nearly the valleys!!!!
I have come to lead you to victory.

We are not having any blond haired blue eyed invaders.....dig out your long bows, raise Adam Jones from retirement...start Max Boyce and Ifor Emmanuel singing.
Let us raise the roof with Men of Harlech, the Zulus gave up...so will the Danes
 
Denmark have their own armed forces, but Wales don't have any. So obviously a massive win for Denmark. But it also depends on your definition of win. How would you decide who won. War mostly doesn't have any winners - countries just fight and eventually agree not to. In the case of Denmark and Wales, where would they be fighting and what for? Your question doesn't really make much sense.
 
Welsh guards,the welsh fusiliers, Free welsh army and my missus will be enough for those Bacon boys..;)
 
plastic said:
Denmark have their own armed forces, but Wales don't have any. So obviously a massive win for Denmark. But it also depends on your definition of win. How would you decide who won. War mostly doesn't have any winners - countries just fight and eventually agree not to. In the case of Denmark and Wales, where would they be fighting and what for? Your question doesn't really make much sense.
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We don't need an army, we have Meibion Glyndwr <whistle>
 
No-one would start a war with Wales because it doesn't have anything worthwhile that another country would want.
 
Bloody hell plastic, you really haven't understood this thread have you <laugh>

Nobody is taking the OP serious here.
 
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