Who would win in war Denmark vs Wales?

So basically what you are saying is, if a load of smelly hairy Vikings decided to invade your fair land, you'd try to sing them to death?

Not the most conventional of military strategies I must admit but not one that's entirely hopeless either.

I'd rather like to see the outcome of such a match up

 

Have you heard Ely Jenkins' Prayer sung in Welsh? Even Vogon's have been institutionalised by the end of the second line.

 

This thread is crackers, the Danes would never survive against the Welsh, it would be too one sided! And we would get our arms from plenty of places around the globe, and make the IRA look like childs play, don't wake the Dragon girls!........................

 

After seeing a special on a Danish double agent running amongst the terrorists , helping knock them off ...Im going to say Denmark will win theyre war with Wales.

 

Would they balls. You'd take those Schmeichels wi' one hand tied behind your backs.

You've been watching too much TV my friend. Their idea of combating terrorism is dropping a giant snow ball in the middle east

 

I have arrived.....a Welsh girl from Llanelli, nearly the valleys!!!!
I have come to lead you to victory.

We are not having any blond haired blue eyed invaders.....dig out your long bows, raise Adam Jones from retirement...start Max Boyce and Ifor Emmanuel singing.
Let us raise the roof with Men of Harlech, the Zulus gave up...so will the Danes

 

Cambria ne'er can yield!

 

Denmark have their own armed forces, but Wales don't have any. So obviously a massive win for Denmark. But it also depends on your definition of win. How would you decide who won. War mostly doesn't have any winners - countries just fight and eventually agree not to. In the case of Denmark and Wales, where would they be fighting and what for? Your question doesn't really make much sense.

 

humour extraction complete.

 

Welsh guards,the welsh fusiliers, Free welsh army and my missus will be enough for those Bacon boys..

 

We don't need an army, we have Meibion Glyndwr

 

No-one would start a war with Wales because it doesn't have anything worthwhile that another country would want.

 

Bloody hell plastic, you really haven't understood this thread have you

Nobody is taking the OP serious here.

 

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Well maybe you should, because I know a lot of danes who over recent times have an inner growing hate towards wales

 

Who?? Hagar the horrible out of the sun rag paper...

 

Well then, simply put, **** them

 

Enough to start a war ?

Mikra plus one ?

 

Speak for yourself. I'm digging out my old slingshot as we speak.

Ever heard of David v Goliath?