irrational hatred

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Never use hp sauce and Branston on the same peece though.

 

[Gambol]

Really? What would you suggest on a bacon or sausage sandwich?? Or with chips?

Not table sauce. Obviously. Ya dumb ****.

 

[Gambol]

Jamie oliver.

He's a ****. Plus we have just made his kedgeree recipe and it was bloody awful. Absolute waste of smoked cod.

How can ye possibly **** up kedgeree?

 

[Gambol]

Nothing at all. I do not do sauces or spreads.

Nor do I.

I don't do condiments on cooked food.

If I put a plate of food down to someone and they immediately asked for salt/pepper/etc I'd make them wear the food while I kicked their sorry arse oot ma door.

 

[Gambol]

hp nippy sauce on a bacon sarnie is excellent. Branston pickle is anaw. Gambol is obviously ****ed up in the noggin.

^^^ likes sauces that come in a jar that you "just add to meat to have a delicious meal" of e-numbers and all sorts of ****e.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Bread is for ****s *****s and Jesus freaks.

 

[Gambol]

Bread is for ****s *****s and Jesus freaks.

...and soup.

 

[Gambol]

Bread is for ****s *****s and Jesus freaks.

...and sandwiches.

 

[Gambol]

Bread is for ****s *****s and Jesus freaks.

...and cheese.

 

[Gambol]

Bread is for ****s *****s and Jesus freaks.

...and cold cuts.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Gay for bread^^

 

[Gambol]

Gay for bread^^

Let us break bread, drink wine, and discuss our differences.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

^^^ likes sauces that come in a jar that you "just add to meat to have a delicious meal" of e-numbers and all sorts of ****e.

I have had a number of e's in my time but never on food. Can't deny there were times I just added meat though

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Gay for bread^^

Wot no croutons?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

any of you raging queers ever made yer ain breed?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

any of you raging queers ever made yer ain breed?

Yeah I've made soda and brown bread and even had a go at making pastry.I've never tried making pasta,anyone ever give that a go?

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Yeah I've made soda and brown bread and even had a go at making pastry.I've never tried making pasta,anyone ever give that a go?

Did you use your cock as a spoon ?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Did you use your cock as a spoon ?

I'm a hands on guy only proper way to mix,sounds like you need a few lessons.

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[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Yeah I've made soda and brown bread and even had a go at making pastry.I've never tried making pasta,anyone ever give that a go?

I make my own pasta all the time. It's easy.

Take one reasonably sized pot.
Add water
Bring to boil
Add salt and a wee bit of olive oil
Open packet of pasta and pour into boiling water.
Cook for however long the packet instructions have indicated
Drain and wash with boiling water.

Pasta.....done.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I make my own pasta all the time. It's easy.

Take one reasonably sized pot.
Add water
Bring to boil
Add salt and a wee bit of olive oil
Open packet of pasta and pour into boiling water.
Cook for however long the packet instructions have indicated
Drain and wash with boiling water.

Pasta.....done.

You realise you can buy pasta in a shop aye? Fucking daftie.