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Never use hp sauce and Branston on the same peece though.

 

Not table sauce. Obviously. Ya dumb ****.

 

How can ye possibly **** up kedgeree?

 

Nor do I.

I don't do condiments on cooked food.

If I put a plate of food down to someone and they immediately asked for salt/pepper/etc I'd make them wear the food while I kicked their sorry arse oot ma door.

 

^^^ likes sauces that come in a jar that you "just add to meat to have a delicious meal" of e-numbers and all sorts of ****e.

 

Bread is for ****s *****s and Jesus freaks.

 

...and soup.

 

...and sandwiches.

 

...and cheese.

 

...and cold cuts.

 

Gay for bread^^

 

Let us break bread, drink wine, and discuss our differences.

 

I have had a number of e's in my time but never on food. Can't deny there were times I just added meat though

 

Wot no croutons?

 

any of you raging queers ever made yer ain breed?

 

Yeah I've made soda and brown bread and even had a go at making pastry.I've never tried making pasta,anyone ever give that a go?

 

Did you use your cock as a spoon ?

 

I'm a hands on guy only proper way to mix,sounds like you need a few lessons.

Here's SN choosing his dinner

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I make my own pasta all the time. It's easy.

Take one reasonably sized pot.
Add water
Bring to boil
Add salt and a wee bit of olive oil
Open packet of pasta and pour into boiling water.
Cook for however long the packet instructions have indicated
Drain and wash with boiling water.

Pasta.....done.

 

You realise you can buy pasta in a shop aye? Fucking daftie.