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There's this horrible **** who goes in there with his equally ****ish Mrs. He's from Rochdale as well, so the ****ing ridiculous accent doesn't help. His selection on the juke box was playing when I got in there last night:

5 x Abba

3 x George Formby

3 x Chaz and ****ing Dave

And he once had a go at me for putting an 8 minute Neil Young and Crazy Horse track on <grr>

<yikes><yikes><yikes>

Your sorted if you want a wrap of scag then
 
It was ****ing **** in there last night. There were quite a lot of people and 99% of them were ****ing total ****ers. Rob the Builder was one of the more interesting ones <yikes> I wish there was some choice. I'm starting to think I prefer my own company than going in there on certain occasions.
 
It was f**ing s**t in there last night. There were quite a lot of people and 99% of them were f**ing total w**kers. Rob the Builder was one of the more interesting ones <yikes> I wish there was some choice. I'm starting to think I prefer my own company than going in there on certain occasions.

f**ing hell it must have been bad.
 
It was ****ing **** in there last night. There were quite a lot of people and 99% of them were ****ing total ****ers. Rob the Builder was one of the more interesting ones <yikes> I wish there was some choice. I'm starting to think I prefer my own company than going in there on certain occasions.

Normally I'd say your own company isn't a bad thing but this is you we're talking about. Who would enjoy your company...? <yikes>