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No idea about that ****hole

 

Nit seen Fiona in there since the kick-off with Denice. Not really sure whether that means anything, or not. It's not her payday until next Friday so she may be skint.

 

I await the next instalment of my favourite soap opera so... where the **** is it you german granny fingering ****hound?? PS hope you had a lovely weekend

 

Its been **** for the last two or three weekends.

 

Yes... did fiona have to get by by selling anal fisting on a corner in warrington or did she get her wages in the end.... and did she drink them all firday night, come onto RHc, where upon builder rob goes mad and RHC has had to have his SAS team take him out.

 

Think the network need to look at cancelling the prog

 

Or RHC needs to make something happen

 

Bad weekend, but nothing to do with the Cheese. Vic woke me up at 2.45 am on Saturday morning to say my eldest daughter was downstairs crying her eyes out, having had a row with her boyfriend and slapped him. She'd stormed off and walked to mine. She wanted to stay at mine, but her boyfriend persuaded her to go to her mother's who had "been driving all over Warrington to find her". Why the **** she didn't just call me I've no idea I also had the misfortune to speak to her new husband. Sounded a thick ****

It's not a straightforward situation with my daughter, so my image of perfection has been dented. I guess it's trus that nobody's perfect. The weekend continued on the same negative note

 

so you are saying zingy has a chance.... is that what this boils down too.... i'm never sure in these cases

 

NO

 

sooooo...... hows this story supposed to develop for us here? I mean come on... give us something.

nobody even bought a duvet or bed or walk in wardrobe by the sound of things.

 

It's been eerily quiet in there. I think it mist be the standard pre-Christmas lull. Do't even know if she's doing the "free Christmas dinners for anyone who wants one" thing this year.

 

Cannot. Wait. for the Christmas season in The Cheese. Epic times ahead y'all.

 

we need a filler story here... someone's got to smash someone's back door in cos we can't be waiting for Christmas.

 

Hope the Cheese Xmas special does not clash with the Queen's speech.

 

A mate of mine pulled another mates mrs over the weekend. Was proper awkward in the pub yesterday when all three were there

 

Properly banged her or just a bit of tonguing?? How do you know John Terry btw??

 

Filler story will probably be when Baseballbat Man gets his court date through

 

I'll still be in there at 3.00 pm - pissed as handcarts

 

There are usually some fun and games - not least banned people being allowed back in for one day only