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Gerrez said:
A mate of mine pulled another mates mrs over the weekend. Was proper awkward in the pub yesterday when all three were there <whistle>
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So was this a..


mate + mate and his missus

or

mate + missus + mate who got done over?

In short can we expect a right dust up or a threesome at the end of this story?
 
Good result from the Cheese last night. Denice has another container-load of Krusovice lager in stock. Premium 5.2% Czech Pilsner. 24 bottles for £10. Bakky Dave had to buy them as Denice is still not talking to me <laugh> Dave drove them round to the house and also dropped 54 triple ply bog rolls off at a cost of £12. Happy days <ok>
 
bog rolls and premium lager... whats the connection there?


Also seeing denice is a ****... i mean if you actually did smash in fiona's back door she'd have a leg to stand on... you want to get her set straight i reckon. you need some form of crisis that you can step into... perhaps the cops need to come a knocking again.
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
bog rolls and premium lager... whats the connection there?


Also seeing denice is a ****... i mean if you actually did smash in fiona's back door she'd have a leg to stand on... you want to get her set straight i reckon. you need some form of crisis that you can step into... perhaps the cops need to come a knocking again.
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The only connection is that Bakky Dave dropped both at my house.

Denice is a very stubborn ****er. Don't forget that last time I was barred (not my fault (Cockney Roger and Mrs)), I had to break my back (literally) to get back in to the ****hole <laugh>

She'll come round, but it'll take time. I don't even get free sambuca anymore, which is probably a good thing!
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
The only connection is that Bakky Dave dropped both at my house.

Denice is a very stubborn ****er. Don't forget that last time I was barred (not my fault (Cockney Roger and Mrs)), I had to break my back (literally) to get back in to the ****hole <laugh>

She'll come round, but it'll take time. I don't even get free sambuca anymore, which is probably a good thing!
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Good idea to leave the Sambuca alone as I can't see The Cheese having wheelchair access.
 
Red Hadron Collider said:
The only connection is that Bakky Dave dropped both at my house.

Denice is a very stubborn ****er. Don't forget that last time I was barred (not my fault (Cockney Roger and Mrs)), I had to break my back (literally) to get back in to the ****hole <laugh>

She'll come round, but it'll take time. I don't even get free sambuca anymore, which is probably a good thing!
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you want me to call the cops on her for the container of dodgy booze... i can say i'm a builder and my missus likes it in the wrong un and she put me onto this dogy ****...
 
luvgonzo said:
Do they both work, I'm imagining a western saloon door right now and music from the spagetti westerns.
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There's this horrible **** who goes in there with his equally ****ish Mrs. He's from Rochdale as well, so the ****ing ridiculous accent doesn't help. His selection on the juke box was playing when I got in there last night:

5 x Abba

3 x George Formby

3 x Chaz and ****ing Dave

And he once had a go at me for putting an 8 minute Neil Young and Crazy Horse track on <grr>
 
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