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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. The former and didn't get in until 7.15am and then played footy Sunday morning <laugh>
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    So was this a..


    mate + mate and his missus

    or

    mate + missus + mate who got done over?

    In short can we expect a right dust up or a threesome at the end of this story?
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Weird, East Mids piss-wads <ok>
     
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  4. No, the brother was with one of his sisters mates at the same time <yikes>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What? <yikes>
     
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  6. Read back you lazy scrotum!
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Good result from the Cheese last night. Denice has another container-load of Krusovice lager in stock. Premium 5.2% Czech Pilsner. 24 bottles for £10. Bakky Dave had to buy them as Denice is still not talking to me <laugh> Dave drove them round to the house and also dropped 54 triple ply bog rolls off at a cost of £12. Happy days <ok>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    bog rolls and premium lager... whats the connection there?


    Also seeing denice is a ****... i mean if you actually did smash in fiona's back door she'd have a leg to stand on... you want to get her set straight i reckon. you need some form of crisis that you can step into... perhaps the cops need to come a knocking again.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The only connection is that Bakky Dave dropped both at my house.

    Denice is a very stubborn ****er. Don't forget that last time I was barred (not my fault (Cockney Roger and Mrs)), I had to break my back (literally) to get back in to the ****hole <laugh>

    She'll come round, but it'll take time. I don't even get free sambuca anymore, which is probably a good thing!
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Good idea to leave the Sambuca alone as I can't see The Cheese having wheelchair access.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's got two ****ing doors <ok>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Do they both work, I'm imagining a western saloon door right now and music from the spagetti westerns.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you want me to call the cops on her for the container of dodgy booze... i can say i'm a builder and my missus likes it in the wrong un and she put me onto this dogy ****...
     
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  15. Fully accessible then <laugh>
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    one is in the back for quick exits when the cops come in the front.
     
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    Always nice to have a good stock of anal excavator to hand.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There's this horrible **** who goes in there with his equally ****ish Mrs. He's from Rochdale as well, so the ****ing ridiculous accent doesn't help. His selection on the juke box was playing when I got in there last night:

    5 x Abba

    3 x George Formby

    3 x Chaz and ****ing Dave

    And he once had a go at me for putting an 8 minute Neil Young and Crazy Horse track on <grr>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Just remembered. One of the blokes in the Cheese angling club is in a wheelchair, so they put a gate and a ramp into the beer garden to get him in <ok>
     
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  20. Did someone steal it once he was inside? <whistle>
     
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