So was this a.. mate + mate and his missus or mate + missus + mate who got done over? In short can we expect a right dust up or a threesome at the end of this story?
Good result from the Cheese last night. Denice has another container-load of Krusovice lager in stock. Premium 5.2% Czech Pilsner. 24 bottles for £10. Bakky Dave had to buy them as Denice is still not talking to me Dave drove them round to the house and also dropped 54 triple ply bog rolls off at a cost of £12. Happy days
bog rolls and premium lager... whats the connection there? Also seeing denice is a ****... i mean if you actually did smash in fiona's back door she'd have a leg to stand on... you want to get her set straight i reckon. you need some form of crisis that you can step into... perhaps the cops need to come a knocking again.
The only connection is that Bakky Dave dropped both at my house. Denice is a very stubborn ****er. Don't forget that last time I was barred (not my fault (Cockney Roger and Mrs)), I had to break my back (literally) to get back in to the ****hole She'll come round, but it'll take time. I don't even get free sambuca anymore, which is probably a good thing!
Do they both work, I'm imagining a western saloon door right now and music from the spagetti westerns.
you want me to call the cops on her for the container of dodgy booze... i can say i'm a builder and my missus likes it in the wrong un and she put me onto this dogy ****...
There's this horrible **** who goes in there with his equally ****ish Mrs. He's from Rochdale as well, so the ****ing ridiculous accent doesn't help. His selection on the juke box was playing when I got in there last night: 5 x Abba 3 x George Formby 3 x Chaz and ****ing Dave And he once had a go at me for putting an 8 minute Neil Young and Crazy Horse track on
Just remembered. One of the blokes in the Cheese angling club is in a wheelchair, so they put a gate and a ramp into the beer garden to get him in
