O/T Well I think it's funny .....

****in hell Billy! You've been talking to billofengland!

 

For f** sake you senile, old has-been, an ellipsis is a series of (most commonly) three dots ( . . . ), as opposed to the 11 that you wrote.

 

Why has he humped Tina aswell?
Btw, Jacky swallows Gerry's spunk & sucks Martin's smegma.

 

So, 'Mr High Roller, Riviera living, casino big shot' is hanging around on here until 4am with Shameless, his unpaid arse-licker

I owned the daft f**ers and I was fast asleep at the time ....... he'd started at 8am the previous day, hell of a shift he put in.

I wonder if he can find yet another way to embarrass himself today.

He'll be sitting there now thinking,
"s**t, I want to post now but, if I do, people will think I'm a sad c**t without a life and that Smug's pulling my strings again."

TBH, I can keep these daft c**ts strung out like this for weeks, it's like having my own private puppet show

 

Some bastard has called me a mackem on the tags.

Nee need for that like.

 

I've had worse mate ..... some bastard called me a closet Scouser yesterday, I can't ****ing stand them

 

Wasn't me marra.

 

I can guess which one was though.

 

SPMS tied to smugs apron?

Cowardly ****s hiding behind anonymity.

 

Christ mate, have you been owned?

How does this owning thing work anyway ..... can anyone announce 'ownership' or do the daft little ****ers have a voting procedure by pm?

 

Bliddy hell, aye, it looks like it. I'll never be able to hold me head up in Primark again.

 

I was well pist last night mate, could hardly make out the keyboard in the end, blame QWOP, it's all his fault

 

Look on the bright side mate, perhaps there's a time limit and you'll be released in due course.

You should ask the forum for the terms & conditions of the contract, no point sitting there fretting

 

Popcorn is on offer in Morrisons if anyone is interested

 

Good man.

It takes courage to come on the day after a piss up and check what you wrote the night before.

It's like when I used to wake up after a night out in the town with the boys and I'd be terrified to check my phone... just a series of 'beep-beep' texts coming through one by one telling me I was a **** for waking them up at 4am asking if they fancied a slice.

 

I'm no expert but a quick glance at the urban dictionary suggests that the word they're looking for is 'Bealing' rather than 'Beeling'.

Unless they're trying to say Smug is an ugly woman or man, or they're trying to infer that Smug is going to consume vast amounts of milk then go for a nap.

Bealing, looks to mean livid, raging or crying... seems that's what they're going for.

You'd think they'd know how to spell a word they all love so much.

Cue the obvious joke

 

Yep, you da man

 

Brilliant!

If I had a van I'd do the same

 

That's what amuses me Smug, it's what they fail to realise. They'll say it's bollocks as you drag them into groundhog day like you do with every person who develops an internet inadequacy over you

 

It not, they've sold out, I've bought it.