O/T Well I think it's funny .....

[Smug in Boots]

.... even if no one else does.

I've just paid for a sign to go on the back of the main van we use.

It reads, "How's my driving, phone 08715 50 81 18."

If anyone calls they'll find it's a high cost number for a gay chat line & it would show up on their phone bill as such.

Try explaining to the missus that it was really a van driver that cut you up and you called to report him to the boss

 

[Rick O'Shea]

Or on a works phone...

 

[Smug in Boots]

Or on a works phone...

Didn't think of that ..... genius

 

[MrRAWhite]

[video=youtube;wkLRZzukcJc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkLRZzukcJc[/video]

 

[Disco down under]

****ing hell, not sure about that Smug. Could get people into real trouble there.

 

[Smug in Boots]

****ing hell, not sure about that Smug. Could get people into real trouble there.

After some careful consideration my thoughts are ....... bollocks to them.

If someone is so pathetic that they call a company, to pontificate, and jeopardise some bloke's job then they deserve it imo.

As if they've never made a mistake when they've been driving.

 

[Disco down under]

After some careful consideration my thoughts are ....... bollocks to them.

If someone is so pathetic that they call a company, to pontificate, and jeopardise some bloke's job then they deserve it imo.

As if they've never made a mistake when they've been driving.

That's all you need to say mate. Bit more close to the bone than owt I'd try but life would be a ****ing bore if we were all the same.

 

[Nads]

When I was young and less of a classy broad, I had a Fiesta mark 3 RS Turbo with a 'How's My Driving? 0800 EAT-****' sticker on the back.

I wonder if anyone picked up the phone then thought 'little bastard',

 

[Disco down under]

When I was young and less of a classy broad, I had a Fiesta mark 3 RS Turbo with a 'How's My Driving? 0800 EAT-****' sticker on the back.

I wonder if anyone picked up the phone then thought 'little bastard',

You told me that was when you started off as an apprentice at the salon and your boyfriend bought you that Audi TT convertible that looked like you'd won it in a kinder egg.

 

[Nads]

You told me that was when you started off as an apprentice at the salon and your boyfriend bought you that Audi TT convertible that looked like you'd won it in a kinder egg.

There was nothing hairdresser about a mark 3 RS Turbo mate, they had **** all luxury in them just a big engine and a turbo in a car that weight less than a testicle.

Man cars fast Fords, always have been.

 

[Dorty Dogbreath]

Smug

If anyone sees anyone driving along and tugging themselves it could be Smug's number they are listening to

 

[flandersmackem]

Question is Smug...How do you know this phone line ?????

 

[MrRAWhite]

Question is Smug...How do you know this phone line ?????

.................

 

[E.T. Fairfax]

After some careful consideration my thoughts are ....... bollocks to them.

If someone is so pathetic that they call a company, to pontificate, and jeopardise some bloke's job then they deserve it imo.

As if they've never made a mistake when they've been driving.

Its not so much mistakes that people would ring in to compain for! Its dangerous driving!

 

[Smug in Boots]

Question is Smug...How do you know this phone line ?????

I thought this would be the first response tbh ..... I Googled it then immediately posted this thread to 'cover my tracks'

BTW while you're on, what are these comments when you click on the little icon on the listing of the thread.

I've never noticed them before but they seem to some some kind of anonymous 'cowards comments' system.

It's poor that someone has so little about them that they can only snipe at people in hiding.

 

[Smug in Boots]

Its not so much mistakes that people would ring in to compain for! Its dangerous driving!

You'd hope so wouldn't you mate ..... but, in reality, there are pompous t**ts who'll never miss a chance to whinge.

The kind of sad people who complain to Points of View or write stern letters to bus companies because their bus was 7 and 1/2 minutes late!!!!

If it's truly dangerous driving they should be taking the registration number and reporting it to the police shouldn't they.

There are enough cameras around, these days, to back them up.

 

[flandersmackem]

I thought this would be the first response tbh ..... I Googled it then immediately posted this thread to 'cover my tracks'

BTW while you're on, what are these comments when you click on the little icon on the listing of the thread.

I've never noticed them before but they seem to some some kind of anonymous 'cowards comments' system.

It's poor that someone has so little about them that they can only snipe at people in hiding.

Is this me you're referring to, or a general comment, as I have no clue about this at all. I am rarely on here as it is, so I don't really know all the tech side of this site to be honest, If I had anything to say to anyone, I would just tell them

 

[Smug in Boots]

Is this me you're referring to, or a general comment, as I have no clue about this at all. I am rarely on here as it is, so I don't really know all the tech side of this site to be honest, If I had anything to say to anyone, I would just tell them

I know that, you're dead straight.

No, when you look at the list of current threads there's a little icon on this thread.

If you hover over it there are comments that look like they've been written by a 9 year old, pathetic but fascinating that such people exist.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

This would tickle me, I'm the kind of **** to get annoyed, ring the number then burst out into laughter when I realise what had happened.

Fair play mate, it may result in the odd do-gooding pensioner getting a heart attack but who gives a **** about them eh, the less of them on the road the better.

 

[Smug in Boots]

This would tickle me, I'm the kind of c**t to get annoyed, ring the number then burst out into laughter when I realise what had happened.

Fair play mate, it may result in the odd do-gooding pensioner getting a heart attack but who gives a f** about them eh, the less of them on the road the better.

Me anarl ...... if you can't laugh at yersel, when you've been had, then it's time for a Swiss clinic