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Ernie Shackleton said:
Charity bagpackers. 1) Unlike Charlie i do like to pack my bags in a logical way, cos I'm a logical sort of guy and I know where my cupboards are. You don't 12 year old brownie so back off.

2) I don't carry money anyway. You'll get nowt off me or Lizzie 2.

3) If you are not packing your bags with a bank card clamped between your teeth ready to insert into the card reader the second Kirsty finishes your scan then that stupid red flashing light on a stick should be activated.

4) I'm never shopping at Sainsbury's again until the bastards reverse their devaluation of the Nectar point.



I hate shopping me.
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I'm with you Ern, veg in the veg bag, fridge stuff in the fridge bag, tins in the tin bag, it's the only way to shop.
 
Joking aside about the packing, we all pack shopping like sane people do, alphabetically. The bit I'm never sure of, is does ketchup get packed as k ketchup, or b for bottle?
 
You don't need to worry about hanging around at Aldi, get your stuff in your trolley n get out my way. Don't tell anyone though its getting far to popular for my liking.
 
Nissan Micra drivers. If its a 30 or 40 speed limit they do 4 miles an hour under it. If its 50 or 60 they do 12 miles an hour under the limit. FACT.

I've got proof.
 
Women that insist on ringing you on the way home from work. From setting off to parking up.....every single day.
 
originallambrettaman said:
I'm with you Ern, veg in the veg bag, fridge stuff in the fridge bag, tins in the tin bag, it's the only way to shop.
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Food shopping should be about getting in and out as quickly as possible with the least amount of fuss so by sorting the stuff into bags is just more time wasted. Get in, pack it, **** off. You sort it out when you get home anyway.
 
Charlie1 said:
Food shopping should be about getting in and out as quickly as possible with the least amount of fuss so by sorting the stuff into bags is just more time wasted. Get in, pack it, **** off. You sort it out when you get home anyway.
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You're getting it mixed up with marital sex Charlie
 
Carmine Galante. said:
Racist
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**** you. You know I like the National and the wooden spoon race, yet just because I slag off F1 every now and again I'm 'race-ist'. I'm more than happy for foreign races to come here and earn an honest crust. Just so long as they respect the rights and culture of our indigenous British races like Beverley Ladies Day and Cooper's Hill cheese rolling festival
 
Never mind that, no politics please.

On a point you'll appreciate; my plymouths are giving me some right gip at the moment and her indoors is declining/ refusing to applicate the sudocrem.

Any chance you could pop 'round and do the honours?

Not you HHH.

Erik.
 
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