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mark2112

mark2112

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After certain players have played crap (under performed) in our eyes and you could interveiw them under the influence of a truth drug ,what would your question be and to who?
To start mine to Bullard why dont you play the ball forward and can you stop been a cheeky chappy whilst on the park?
 
Bullard- Why dont you retire?

Zayette- Do you even speak Turkish? / Did your Mum die that quickly?

Duke- What does it feel like to be hated by the new manager so much that he loans people for a day just so you dont play?
 
Duke - How do you get lobbed on your goal line so much at 64"?

Zayatte - many many things indeed

Dawson - Why do you cross the ball from the halfway line and aim for the player least likely to score, furthest from the goal?

Folan - Please go somewhere else?
 
Harper - Will you start taking your job seriously? Every week you wear childrens clothes. My mates got a picture with you in Mcdonalds 3 hours before kick-off. Your head is shaped like a giant peanut.
 
ASH- how long before you pull that armband accidently around your neck in frustration?

Sean Rush- is your job better than working in a pretend Gym?

Deano- whats 2 add 2?

Harper- What you got hidden up your bottom that makes you run like that?
 
Koren - Can you play at your best on the wing or would we get more from you in the middle?

Stewart - Do you see yourself as a striker or a winger?

Garcia - Why do you see yourself as a striker?

Simpson - Since you need about 3 yards on the defender to get a sight of goal, and with Stewart we now have some serious pace, would you benefit from us playing like the Dutch at 0:50 - 1:00 in this clip?

[video=youtube;b6uhJYON2DQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6uhJYON2DQ[/video]
 
Proevotiger -
Harper- What you got hidden up your bottom that makes you run like that? <laugh>

seriously though, if anyone's got any reasonable questions for harps I could ask him, I do speak to him from time to time. (not one of those cousins cats mothers uncles dead wife's priest, honest!) ;)

I should probably add that it all depends on him coming into my workplace in the near future.
 
TigerJames said:
Proevotiger -
Harper- What you got hidden up your bottom that makes you run like that? <laugh>

seriously though, if anyone's got any reasonable questions for harps I could ask him, I do speak to him from time to time. (not one of those cousins cats mothers uncles dead wife's priest, honest!) ;)

I should probably add that it all depends on him coming into my workplace in the near future.
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Do you work in a childrens sock shop? or a shop that sells football shirts for really fat people?
 
The Humber bridge thing sounded stupid then and even worse now. I can't believe Phil did anything to stop someone jumping to their death. However the story of Jimmy and whoever (Nicky?) fighting in front of the womens institute still makes me laugh when I think about it.
 
Bullard - Ever been to Ipswich before?? it's lovely trust me

Halmosi - Have you thought maybe it was because you weren't good enough and not because you're Hungarian?
 
Folan - Please go somewhere else?

The question really should be is there a club in all the land that will take you? Otherwise do you speak any eastern european languages?
 
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