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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The 'Peoples Princess' would have been 50 tomorrow had it not been for that blasted tunnel. She, and her mullet, were one in a million and will be forever missed. God bless you Diana, wherever you are :emoticon-0153-broke


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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    What do world hunger and a mercedes have in common?
    Diana can't stop either.
     
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  3. BH1972RFC

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    What mullet?
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The one on top of her head. That's a mullet, the hair goes well past her collar.

    God bless her, and it.


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  5. Toby

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    What's the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
    Casper can go through walls, Diana can't
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    She made an effort at it though. Gone but never forgotten.
     
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  7. BH1972RFC

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    I think your definition of a "mullet" is bit wide of the mark.

    Think Chris Waddle in the early 90s or any German from the 80s and that's a true mullet. The hair at the back must be lightly (or even tightly) permed and below the collar. For the perfect mullet, having the hair shaved at the sides is a must <ok>
     
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  9. Toby

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    Why is Di like a mobile phone?
    They both die in tunnels!!
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What would you call that effort on top of Dianas coupon then?
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    A Mercedes Benz :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  12. Toby

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    Was Princess Diana crazy that night?
    No, but she was nearly in Seine.
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <grr>

    God bless her and all who sailed on her.
     
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  14. Toby

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    Princess Diana was found to be the favorite royal in a recent pole.
     
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  15. BH1972RFC

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    A "coupon" is a face. "Napper" is a head <ok>
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I have called the head the coupon all my life. The world doesn't revolve around Glasgow, private.
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Any road, have you nothing to say about the dearly departed Diana?
     
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  18. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    I just received a message from Diana (as Dodi was a mutual friend)

    I loved the publicity when it suited my need for attention and hated it when it didn't. Harry is Hewitt's son and I want Colonel Gaddafi to be the next King of England

    So there you have it
     
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  19. thefanwithnoname

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    well st george and the dragon is from Libya so why not
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Apparently she was giving Dodi head when the crashed.... Naturally having bitten off his bell end she then spat her Dodi out
     
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