What mullet?
What's the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't

I think your definition of a "mullet" is bit wide of the mark.
Think Chris Waddle in the early 90s or any German from the 80s and that's a true mullet. The hair at the back must be lightly (or even tightly) permed and below the collar. For the perfect mullet, having the hair shaved at the sides is a must![]()
What would you call that effort on top of Dianas coupon then?
What would you call that effort on top of Dianas coupon then?

A "coupon" is a face. "Napper" is a head![]()
I just received a message from Diana (as Dodi was a mutual friend)
I loved the publicity when it suited my need for attention and hated it when it didn't. Harry is Hewitt's son and I want Colonel Gaddafi to be the next King of England
So there you have it