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St George wasn't from Libya was he?

 

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My dad picked up his new Mercedes yesterday.

Lovely motor.

 

What colour?(the car, not your dad)

 

Pale blue, it's one of the coupe/sprty models, I don't know exactly which one.

He let me have a wee drive last night, best car I've ever driven. Totally amazing.

 

I know **** all about cars, so the colour question was the only one I could have asked and understood the answer.

 

I'm the same, don't know **** all. All I know is that it was amazing and you would pull huge amounts of fanny driving it.

I hope that's not the reason my dad bought it though, my mum would be devastated

 

Which is a bit like Goebbels being voted peoples favourite Nazi in terms of what it says about you.

 

I like you. I like how you referenced Nazis. I don't like the fact you don't get a joke though.

 

Do you get this joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

thats one of the stories of origin, the dragon bit was definately Libya.
His birth could have been syria

The story was bought back by the crusaders

Churchills private jet was named after george's sword (ascalon named after ashkaelon a city in current day Israel)