A Chinese, Frenchman, Australian and a Muslim are on holiday and enjoying the sights off the ‘End of the World Cliffs’ in Sagres, Portugal. They were standing at the edge of a cliff viewing the sea when the Chinese suddenly throws a wad of money off the cliff. "Why did you do that?" ask the others. "We have so much money in China and I can afford to do it" says the Chinese. "Ok" says the Frenchman and throws a bottle of champagne off the cliff into the sea, saying "We have so much champagne in France and I can afford to do it." The Muslim looks at the Australian and says, "Don't you fu**ing dare!"
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
