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A Chinese, Frenchman, Australian and a Muslim are on holiday and enjoying the sights off the ‘End of the World Cliffs’ in Sagres, Portugal.



They were standing at the edge of a cliff viewing the sea when the Chinese suddenly throws a wad of money off the cliff.



"Why did you do that?" ask the others.



"We have so much money in China and I can afford to do it" says the Chinese.



"Ok" says the Frenchman and throws a bottle of champagne off the cliff into the sea, saying "We have so much champagne in France and I can afford to do it."





The Muslim looks at the Australian and says,



"Don't you fu**ing dare!"
 
A Chinese, Frenchman, Australian and a Muslim are on holiday and enjoying the sights off the ‘End of the World Cliffs’ in Sagres, Portugal.



They were standing at the edge of a cliff viewing the sea when the Chinese suddenly throws a wad of money off the cliff.



"Why did you do that?" ask the others.



"We have so much money in China and I can afford to do it" says the Chinese.



"Ok" says the Frenchman and throws a bottle of champagne off the cliff into the sea, saying "We have so much champagne in France and I can afford to do it."





The Muslim looks at the Australian and says,



"Don't you fu**ing dare!"

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A Chinese, Frenchman, Australian and a Muslim are on holiday and enjoying the sights off the &#8216;End of the World Cliffs&#8217; in Sagres, Portugal.



They were standing at the edge of a cliff viewing the sea when the Chinese suddenly throws a wad of money off the cliff.



"Why did you do that?" ask the others.



"We have so much money in China and I can afford to do it" says the Chinese.



"Ok" says the Frenchman and throws a bottle of champagne off the cliff into the sea, saying "We have so much champagne in France and I can afford to do it."





The Muslim looks at the Australian and says,



"Don't you fu**ing dare!"

Reparooney for Kiwi
 
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.