> Only a farm kid would see it this
> way!
>
>
> When you're from the farm, your perception is a
> little bit different.
>
> A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at
> the door.A boy, about 9, opened the
> door."Is your dad or mom home?" said the
> farmer."No, they went to
> town.""How about your brother, Howard? Is he
> here?""No, he went with Mom and
> Dad."The farmer stood there for a few minutes,
> shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself,
> when the young boy say's, "I know where all the
> tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a
> message.""Well," said the farmer
> uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to your Dad,
> about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy
> pregnant".The boy thought for a moment...then
> say's, "you'll have to talk to my Dad about
> that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the
> pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for
> Howard.."
>
> way!
>
>
> When you're from the farm, your perception is a
> little bit different.
>
> A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at
> the door.A boy, about 9, opened the
> door."Is your dad or mom home?" said the
> farmer."No, they went to
> town.""How about your brother, Howard? Is he
> here?""No, he went with Mom and
> Dad."The farmer stood there for a few minutes,
> shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself,
> when the young boy say's, "I know where all the
> tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a
> message.""Well," said the farmer
> uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to your Dad,
> about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy
> pregnant".The boy thought for a moment...then
> say's, "you'll have to talk to my Dad about
> that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the
> pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for
> Howard.."
>
