> Only a farm kid would see it this > way! > > > When you're from the farm, your perception is a > little bit different. > > A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at > the door.A boy, about 9, opened the > door."Is your dad or mom home?" said the > farmer."No, they went to > town.""How about your brother, Howard? Is he > here?""No, he went with Mom and > Dad."The farmer stood there for a few minutes, > shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, > when the young boy say's, "I know where all the > tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a > message.""Well," said the farmer > uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, > about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy > pregnant".The boy thought for a moment...then > say's, "you'll have to talk to my Dad about > that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the > pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for > Howard.." >
The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help.. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?” The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everything but my earrings.”
A senior citizen in swansea was overheard saying, “When the end of the world comes, I hope to be here.” When asked why, he replied, “I’d rather be in swansea ‘cause everything happens in swansea 20 years later than in the rest of the world.”
