Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Indestructible said:
Love a bit of Kali ma.
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Wooperts_duck said:
Repped Indestructible.
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kiwiqpr said:
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.


Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular
activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.


She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member,
of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.


She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would
know what he was doing!


Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned
and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He simply said nothing.


Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home... and left it there all night.


(You gotta love Frank!)
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something for the weekend:emoticon-0105-wink:
 
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.
"Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed.
"Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband.
He'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time."
When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg and a can of cat food.
With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the can of cat food,
Stirred in the egg and garnished it with the lettuce leaf.
She greeted her husband warmly when he came home, and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner.
To her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it.
"Darling, this is the best dinner you've made me in 40 years of marriage! You can make this for me any day."
Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.
She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified. "You're
Going to kill him!" they exclaimed.
Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around the clubhouse, and one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"
The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the window sill
While he was licking his arse!"
 
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