If the English rebuilt Hadrian's Wall, it would go massively over budget, plagued by delays, and not be particularly good at what it was built for.
If the Scots do go independent, whisky and shortbread are the only exports anyone outside Scotland would buy. So they would have to increase production. and have you tasted Irn Bru ? Its disgusting
There's plenty more, including... * Highland toffee * Edinburgh rock (but can they stop making the ginger one?) * Haggis (Canadians make a lot of money smuggling it into the US every year) * Salmon * Angus beef * The Beano * Bog standard tennis players people pretend are English for ten-to-twelve days a year * North Sea oil and gas
Still not convinced humanbeingincroydon Highland toffee Rips your fillings out Edinburgh rock (but can they stop making the ginger one?) Aberdeen granite has more taste Haggis (Canadians make a lot of money smuggling it into the US every year) A bag of overheated offal? No thanks Salmon Ok as an occasional treat, but not irreplaceable Angus beef Hardly ever use Burger King, prefer Mcdonalds The Beano, Sort of grown out of it, but no doubt all the UK police forces will miss their favourite newspaper Bog standard tennis players people pretend are English for ten-to-twelve days a year. I find Wimbledon on a par with the following for visual stimulation, the test card, liverpool fc, syncro swimming, and party political broadcasts North Sea oil and gas. Hasn't it all run out anyway?
Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers claims that Alexis Sanchez joined Arsenal because the 25-year-old Chile striker didn't want to live in Liverpool. (London Evening Standard) Duh!
Are you surprised at that Hoddle is a God? One thing I object to is having to pay to use the Mersey tunnel to get into Liverpool. But on the other hand, I would willingly pay double to get out
One for the No ****, Sherlock thread, I think. He also might have thought that Arsenal were better than Liverpool minus Suarez.
