Mouser Watch #2

Truth was HoddleisaGod, the kids put him there on purpose. There was no chance of him repeating a slip to let in a striker to score, nor the chance of an ill directed header with the same result

 

seems your neighbors at Selhurst Park have upset this commentator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskna1-cdz4

He does seem a trifle upset, can't understand why though

 

Neighbours? London geography not your strong point?

 

He's offensively Scouse. It felt like he was spitting at me every time he used a word with a C or K in it. Eh, la.

 

PleaseNotPoll, is there a more irritating accent than that? as for the geography, it was an approximation

 

I reckon HIAG made this one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCjqI_w1Q5s

 

No

I love these! There are so many of them and it's funny every time.

 

Got to agree SpursDeciple, there are that many of the Hitler rant sketch about, but still just as funny. I would imagine a comment about me posting the palace match will soon appear from my YSB net stalker. He gets ever so upset if I post anything untoward about his beloved Loserpool.

 

Weararedbonnet, can you not use the term YSB on our forum, please. This thread is light hearted fun but the term's insulting and will only lead to pointless slanging matches.

Thanks

 

no probs YV.

 

I stand corrected YV, but I have a few Jewish friends who would find the "Y" word offensive too.

 

I'm sure they would, if it was in the context of a racial insult.

 

All this racist nonsense has gone too far. Years ago I went to a RT charter night in Dundee with 3 freinds. None of the Scots guys would talk to us, until we started making jokes about 2 of us being welsh. All the sheep jokes were flowing, and suddenly the locals became very forgiving, and apologised for treating us as sassenachs.

childish, but a true story.

 

Eh, calm down, calm down, lads. Dis is de Scouser tread.

Alright soft lad?

 

For my sins, I have to work in that area, and the accent makes you cringe. The worst saying is "worra you like" with an empasis on lichch that sounds like someone clearing a lump of phlegm

And the famous four letter word of "work" which is pronounced werk, but with the same ending.

 

Spelling it with an 'e' doesn't do it justice, they sound like ducks trying to quack when they say that word.

Werrrrk, weeerrk.

 

£80M for Bale reinvested in a number of hit and miss signings.

£75M for Suarez reinvested in ........

Uncanny

 

Deep Scouse is hard to decipher, granted. But, for sheer grates on your nerves irritability, it has to be the West Midlands accent!...

 

Dont mind West Midlands Nowsuffering, hardest one to decipher is a Geordie when he or she is excited. Cracking place to work though

 

Why is it only the Scots who get a vote? Let us English vote, and we'd have Hadrian's Wall re-built and armed in a matter of weeks.