Omlettes

Not really cooking much up today, for lunch I think I will have a prosciutto and tomato baguette or something like that, a man can't spoil himself on omelettes everyday.

 

Posh name for a BLT?

 

No, as no lettuce and also prosciutto is nothing like bacon, but the tomato is the same, so you are a third right.

 

Sounds a bit ****y.

 

Prosciutto? Ham? Call it what you like. It all comes from the same cow.

 

Well, he is a vegetarian, of course he is going to sound a bit ****y.

 

It is just Parma ham, but it is certainly nothing like bacon.

 

It comes from a goat ya daft ****

 

Aye, a magical goat Lisa, I mean Dev.

 

So, a BLT without the lettuce and yer having cured ham instead of bacon. So, yer havin a CHT. That sounds like middle aged wimmin have when goin through menopause.

 

You are an idiot!

 

Omelette Replacement Therapy.

 

I am frankly astounded there has been 12 pages of chat relating to omelettes. None of which I can be arsed to read.

That is not to say I'm not partial to the delights of an omelette. I recently invented an omelette. I fried off some chucks of chorizo, spring onions, shallots and button mushrooms and added some hot chilli powder. I then added the egg mixture once it started to form I grated manchego cheese on the top and finished it under the grill.

 

I'm sure your husband was delighted!

 

****

 

He's dead.

 

I warned him not to let gas's wife go on top.

 

Don't think it was his Mrs, think it was gas himself. he died of a prolapsed anus.

 

When we invited him for an MFM session he got the wrong end of the stick........

My stick

 

Congrats on inventing the frittata.