O/t Damsel in distress

[C19RK73]

Cheaper than Match.com like.

Sign up free, get a load of out of shape, gobshite footy fans willing to take you, at your cost, to see a puff.

Seems legit.

..

 

[E.T. Fairfax]

U dirty ****er! Have you let comm know before he boards his flight with a suitcase full of lyrics and glasses?

I've never seen Elton John live before! Only ever saw him on the telly! I used to like his stand up in the 80's, but was never a fan of his later work!

 

[C19RK73]

I've never seen Elton John live before! Only ever saw him on the telly! I used to like his stand up in the 80's, but was never a fan of his later work!

Hahahahaha

 

[Disco down under]

You may have a point

You may not if you're not careful.

 

[C19RK73]

You may not if you're not careful.

Toúché

 

[monty987]

Don't go breaking my heart, i'm still standing, crocodile rock. I look like george clooney and i am a millionaire by the way i wish ! as you are lovely, you should have no bother finding a knight in shining armour. I hope there is no bad langage on this site either.

 

[Billy Death]

Elton's a pufta, nee good to ya Deb's.

 

[Nads]

Elton's a pufta, nee good to ya Deb's.

Said Billy, unbuttoning his pants....

 

[Disco down under]

Don't go breaking my heart, i'm still standing, crocodile rock. I look like george clooney and i am a millionaire by the way i wish ! as you are lovely, you should have no bother finding a knight in shining armour. I hope there is no bad langage on this site either.

There's ****ing **** loads you silly kernt.

 

[Poyet's Eleven]

This thread made me laugh

Good stuff

btw Debbie, I'm definitely your best option

 

[Billy Death]

There's ****ing **** loads you silly kernt.

Is there **** ya daft scroat twat bastard.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

This thread definitely weeded out the perverts on here. You know who you are.

 

[Billy Death]

Said Billy, unbuttoning his pants....

Well she might want a real man, just putting mesel forward.

 

[Deleted #]

I'm ill at this thread... Would love to know which creep was inboxing her though

 

[Nads]

I'm ill at this thread... Would love to know which creep was inboxing her though

LOTS mate, we mods can see all

 

[Deleted #]

LOTS mate, we mods can see all

Seedy bastards, I bet it was Somb and the mags mainly.

 

[Nads]

Seedy bastards, I bet it was Somb and the mags mainly.

Couldn't possibly say mate... haha

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Haha some of these have made me laugh a lot but if anyone is actually serious feel free to massage me

ok you smoothy im in

 

[Blunham Mackem]

Haven't any of you sad buggers not realised she hasn't been on here for 5 hours now?

 

[Deleted #]

Haven't any of you sad buggers not realised she hasn't been on here for 5 hours now?

I bet there's people refreshing their inbox as we speak