O/t Damsel in distress

My sister and our lass do rarely, but they do read

Edit : i'm a single only child, pilot with no children really

 

Think you scared her off mate, was just about to clinch the deal an arl.

Cock block.

 

Nar mate my charms of persuasion have shone through Debs (if i may call you that sweetcheeks) realises that i am out of bounds but would happily take her back stage

 

You mean back doors aye?

 

I thought that went without saying at an elton concert

One thing leads to another and that

 

Go for the old knob in the popcorn tekkers mate. Avoid salted popcorn. Sound.

 

I was thinking put the badboy in a bun

 

I'm actually Elton Johns manager, I can get you a backstage pass and a meet with him....

 

I've already offered these goods, piss off charlatan

No point in entering a 2 horse race between me and comm who is serrenading her via pm pressumably

 

Risk of full blooded biting that way mate, play safe.

 

What a way to come out on a footy forum! 'I bucked Elton'.

Sensational.

 

Got that all figured, ask her if she wants, tom sauce, mustard, onions, and come back with something totally different on it, go on have a taste you'll like it

Ok i'll have a lick

 

Dirty bizz knives

 

You could still lose the tip mate. Dangerous waters...

 

You may have a point

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Oh well..it looks like I'm gonna see Elton John!!!!

 

U dirty ****er! Have you let comm know before he boards his flight with a suitcase full of lyrics and glasses?

 

Elton is a very rich man. Need I say more.

 

Kevs ear is in - never seen him post before and picks up the only single female on here for a night of ........... Gayness

Btw that didnt say knees

 

Cheaper than Match.com like.

Sign up free, get a load of out of shape, gobshite footy fans willing to take you, at your cost, to see a puff.

Seems legit.