I've just stocked my fridge with beers for the World Cup, customised for each match. I've got San Miguel for when Spain are playing because it's Spanish, Beck's for when Germany are playing because it's German and Carling for when England are playing because it's ****.
Never Force Children To Pray … At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer. "But I don't know how to pray," he replies. Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father. "Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN" Dinner was cancelled.
