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kiwiqpr said:
A woman goes to the doctor...
She goes to the doctor's office and during the examination she says,
"Doctor, I've got a problem that i am deeply concerned about. I keep farting all the time, they don't smell or make a sound but I am constantly farting all the time, in fact I've farted 15 times since you've stepped in the room to exam me, I'm very worried that there is something wrong with me."
the doctor writes her a prescription and says,
"take 2 of these a day and see me in a week"
The woman comes back in a week and says,
"these pills aren't helping, in fact I'm even worse, I'm still farting all the time, they still don't make any noise, but now they smell horrible"
the doctor says "good, we've cleared up your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing"
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Midweek windy rep
 
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping
centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress
upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the kerb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde,
gave me a strange look and said:



"Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"
 
kiwiqpr said:
Two Blondes With Hammers.


Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work
On a Habitat for Humanity House..
Lynn was nailing down house siding,
Would reach into her nail pouch,
Pull out a nail & either toss it
Over her shoulder or nail it in.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
About half of them have the head on the wrong end
& I throw them away.'
Judy got completely upset & yelled,
'You moron! Those nails aren't Defective!
They're for the other side of the house!'
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rep
 
Isn't Newcastle now old enough for the castle and o no longer be new? Just Castle or Oldcastle seems more appropriate. I guess at the time it was appropriate but now, not so appropriate. Jumanji that is unless the knock down the old castle of newcaslte and build a new castle for Newcastle. Maybe out of stainless steel to make it look modern and shiny. Then it would be appropriate . it would also posses wipe downability. Which would make an appropriate castle building material especially when thinking of a siege scenario. It might cook the people inside on a sunny day. But lukcy in the north east this happens infrequently.
 
Indestructible said:
Isn't Newcastle now old enough for the castle and o no longer be new? Just Castle or Oldcastle seems more appropriate. I guess at the time it was appropriate but now, not so appropriate. Jumanji that is unless the knock down the old castle of newcaslte and build a new castle for Newcastle. Maybe out of stainless steel to make it look modern and shiny. Then it would be appropriate . it would also posses wipe downability. Which would make an appropriate castle building material especially when thinking of a siege scenario. It might cook the people inside on a sunny day. But lukcy in the north east this happens infrequently.
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Some New/OldCastle rep for Indestructible
 
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