I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the kerb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!" The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said: "Why don't you just put the handbrake on?"
Did you hear about the two blondes Who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
Isn't Newcastle now old enough for the castle and o no longer be new? Just Castle or Oldcastle seems more appropriate. I guess at the time it was appropriate but now, not so appropriate. Jumanji that is unless the knock down the old castle of newcaslte and build a new castle for Newcastle. Maybe out of stainless steel to make it look modern and shiny. Then it would be appropriate . it would also posses wipe downability. Which would make an appropriate castle building material especially when thinking of a siege scenario. It might cook the people inside on a sunny day. But lukcy in the north east this happens infrequently.
