A woman goes to the doctor...
She goes to the doctor's office and during the examination she says,
"Doctor, I've got a problem that i am deeply concerned about. I keep farting all the time, they don't smell or make a sound but I am constantly farting all the time, in fact I've farted 15 times since you've stepped in the room to exam me, I'm very worried that there is something wrong with me."
the doctor writes her a prescription and says,
"take 2 of these a day and see me in a week"
The woman comes back in a week and says,
"these pills aren't helping, in fact I'm even worse, I'm still farting all the time, they still don't make any noise, but now they smell horrible"
the doctor says "good, we've cleared up your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing"
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Isn't Newcastle now old enough for the castle and o no longer be new? Just Castle or Oldcastle seems more appropriate. I guess at the time it was appropriate but now, not so appropriate. Jumanji that is unless the knock down the old castle of newcaslte and build a new castle for Newcastle. Maybe out of stainless steel to make it look modern and shiny. Then it would be appropriate . it would also posses wipe downability. Which would make an appropriate castle building material especially when thinking of a siege scenario. It might cook the people inside on a sunny day. But lukcy in the north east this happens infrequently.
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Isn't Newcastle now old enough for the castle and o no longer be new? Just Castle or Oldcastle seems more appropriate. I guess at the time it was appropriate but now, not so appropriate. Jumanji that is unless the knock down the old castle of newcaslte and build a new castle for Newcastle. Maybe out of stainless steel to make it look modern and shiny. Then it would be appropriate . it would also posses wipe downability. Which would make an appropriate castle building material especially when thinking of a siege scenario. It might cook the people inside on a sunny day. But lukcy in the north east this happens infrequently.
Never Force Children To Pray …
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.
Never Force Children To Pray …
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.

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Never Force Children To Pray …
At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer.
"But I don't know how to pray," he replies.
Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.," says his father.
"Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord,... Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.
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