If the kangaroo stands tall and exposes its stomach, like in Black's video, those things will rupture its insides. Not if it stays low though.
Isn't an octopus natural prey for a goblin shark anyway? That would suggest itself who the winner would be.
Maybe not, but the kangaroo isn't likely to think like that. Their instinct is to stand up and box. I think the ostrich would have it on toast.
I don't think the two would meet often. Not the common octopus anyway. There might be some small, pussy species of octopus at deeper depths but we're talking this fella: please log in to view this image Also goblin shark is an ambush predator, and in this situation there is no opportunity for ambush. Also he is not enjoying being only 500m below the surface.
This is a smaller shark, but probably also a smaller octopus: [video=youtube;HDNGyAlOlzE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDNGyAlOlzE[/video]
Actually, I've changed my mind. I think you might be right. Just watched some vids of ostriches. They're stonecold nutcases. Hands down winners.
They do look pretty nasty but I think when using them the Osterich would be unstable having all of its weight on the remaining long standing leg. Get inside and do the damage then, counter attack style!
Is that good enough for the avatar to come out? Looking back at the Paul Hart and Liam Fontaine debacles, I'll err on the side of caution.
This is a really difficult one. I think I know who would be more successful with the ladies down at Lennon's on a Friday night though. EDIT: (answer; the octopus)
Wahoo!! the meltdown is avoided!! Potentially we have a better manager than the one we lost. At least there is one managerial appointment today to make me happy, although two would have been nice on a personal note.