I was thinking I'd just write a load of old bollocks actually, it seems to work for the majority of the world. My messiah's called Roy, he comes from Salford and is the saviour of all mankind, he can turn puddle water into Strongbow and promises us all a key to a bedsit that we can use when it's raining, when we're dead obviously. No mention of virgins but he said we can have a go on nasty Brenda if you treat her to a McDonald's milkshake.
You don't mean those marauding Newcastle supporters again do you .......... I hear they sacrifice horses or summat!
I hope so! I read some of the bible for a laugh in a hotel once, there's some funny stuff in it actually, if it was up to me I'd put it in 'comedy fiction' in Waterstones.
I'm gonna go with the theory of the slag from another planet, for creation. still working on what happens in the event of an apocalypse!
Not exactly sure mate tbh. We seem to have gone through religions and back to the OP to the point where we`re making our own new one. I think.
Ironic humour at it's best To save you ploughing, up to your knees, through all this ****e, I'll summarise. OP asked people not to bash religion but seems to actually mean the one religion they have an interest in. Then everyone bashed that religion and others to the point of ridicule. This is what happens when you try to control what people think and say. Terry was voted 'Most likely to be struck down'.
Excellent summary. Up to now we seem to have an alien female (of dubious virtue), using the remnants of a massive blast furnace to create the universe. Possibly.
On the subject of religion/deities etc anyone one here remembers David Icke- when he declared himself son of god on TV a few years back ? (Think it was on Terry Wogan Show)- Reason I'm asking is I'll read about any subject -just give me a book to read and I'm happy- I'm currently 3/4 through Icke's latest book (he written a few books this is the first one I've read)- Titled 'The Perception Deception' - it's a surprisingly interesting read (albeit with a few really 'wacky way out there' concepts) the subject is primarily a science-socio-political book that encompasses physics and metaphysics, he demonstrates how illusory and narrow our perception of reality is, and how consciousness/awareness is what underlies everything, the illusory nature of time (he suggest we're simulations in a computer program-part of the Matrix in effect) - he also goes into great detail of how religion as a concept come into being and current global conspiracies. So if anyone wishes to read it pm and I'll email you a digital copy -
What is it with people like you? I'm responding to your repeated responses and questions. You asked me a question, I answered ....... how's that stalking? You'll be claiming next that this is a bite but your responses most certainly aren't, absolutely no way!
