Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Dear Benefits Office Manager

My name is Mohammed Reza and I live in Birmingham , and I would like to present before you the following story.
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.
After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.
My father eventually married her without my authorization.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law.
My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother.
This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.
Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.
My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:
Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,
Mohammed.
 
Dear Benefits Office Manager

My name is Mohammed Reza and I live in Birmingham , and I would like to present before you the following story.
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.
After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter.
My father eventually married her without my authorization.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law.
My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother.
This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.
Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.
My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:
Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,
Mohammed.

<confused> and repped
 

Repped who I can, now repped out and back in jail.

night night gorgeous, sweet dreams <smooch>


Some wee came out and had to run to the bathroom, thats how good it was <cheers>

Wasn't my fault <yikes>


Managed to rep:

ellandback
Maestro
Captain Jack Sparrow
Cove
Debuchy's Tattooist
Indestructible
lamballana


I was shopping at

Bunning's Hardware



The other day

When I bumped into the

&#8216;Legendary Entertainer&#8217;...


Rolf Harris.



I was so excited I said to him,

"I remember you doing Two Little Boys in 1970".

He said ....



&#8220;**** off!...
That was Gary Glitter.&#8221;

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And some back for you.

Rep for Guy


Just for info

Rep lost due to rollback
* = Given again since. NB any rep given before mid day (GMT) will not have been lost but I don't have the times received.

25/03/2013
Sammy's Silky Skills
Ricardo
returnofthesweatband.
Poshminx *
Maestro
Its The Hope That Kills
gimmethickerhoops
Beddytare
Albert's Chip Shop
26/03/2013
wizered
Sheldon *
mustyfrog
kiwiqpr
27/03/2013
lamballana
Is Vic there?
HOADIE_BOI *
canary-dave

I will be re-repping the reps I gave out that were lost due to the roll back

A very good morning to one and all.

<ok>

I do apologise it was a genuine error. :(

If everyone can make a big effort to rep Kiwiqpr to help make up the difference that will be great. I'll have to balance things in a couple fo days when you're off the must spread list. Sorry. <ok>

Rep for some, others not so lucky.

Have my first ever on line <hug> !

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