Off Topic The Rep Brothel

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
I was shopping at

Bunning's Hardware



The other day

When I bumped into the

‘Legendary Entertainer’...


Rolf Harris.



I was so excited I said to him,

"I remember you doing Two Little Boys in 1970".

He said ....



“**** off!...
That was Gary Glitter.”
 
I was shopping at

Bunning's Hardware



The other day

When I bumped into the

‘Legendary Entertainer’...


Rolf Harris.



I was so excited I said to him,

"I remember you doing Two Little Boys in 1970".

He said ....



“**** off!...
That was Gary Glitter.”

Rep for Kiwi
 
Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first...'

The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...

What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain’t wearing nopanties cos, honey, dey always look for da Black Box first.'