Phil Morley

[DMD]

Thanks HT. So what you're saying is if I've taken his crown then I'm the new queen and dutch is the old queen?

Uh oh, the board will be divided with camp followers.

 

[Charlie1]

Uh oh, the board will be divided with camp followers.

Oh I'm sure some would stay loyal to you. Bet they would break their backs trying to climb up dutch's mountain.

 

[DMD]

Oh I'm sure some would stay loyal to you. Bet they would break their backs trying to climb up dutch's mountain.

I like that. It has a certain ring to it.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I like that. It has a certain ring to it.

you've obviously got doggy style...

 

[Charlie1]

I like that. It has a certain ring to it.

As long as they don't try and light a fire while they are up there. The anus is on you to try and prevent that happening.

 

[DMD]

As long as they don't try and light a fire while they are up there. The anus is on you to try and prevent that happening.

That just sounds like a wise crack.

 

[Charlie1]

That just sounds like a wise crack.

Sorry, didn't mean to hamster it up. I can only blame it on watching Gladiator last night. That Gluteus Maximus was a right dish.

 

[DMD]

Sorry, didn't mean to hamster it up. I can only blame it on watching Gladiator last night. That Gluteus Maximus was a right dish.

No need to apologise, I just turn the other cheek anyway.

 

[Charlie1]

No need to apologise, I just turn the other cheek anyway.

I sphincter you can do better than that Shirl.

 

[DMD]

I sphincter you can do better than that Shirl.

Sorry, I thought I was doing well on family forum just keeping it tongue in cheek. Piles of replies that are on the rim of the hairy cup of decency. You do well to keep it clean though
Emma, royd rage can be a pain in the arse I'd guess.

 

[Charlie1]

Sorry, I thought I was doing well on family forum just keeping it tongue in cheek. Piles of replies that are on the rim of the hairy cup of decency. You do well to keep it clean though
Emma, royd rage can be a pain in the arse I'd guess.

Much better Shirl. Maybe you should merge this with Stu's Mayoral thread, really pack the fudge.

 

[DMD]

Much better Shirl. Maybe you should merge this with Stu's Mayoral thread, really pack the fudge.

It's on the rim of good taste that one, you must be facing the sack.

 

[Charlie1]

It's on the rim of good taste that one, you must be facing the sack.

Now that's a whole different ball game.

 

[DMD]

Now that's a whole different ball game.

You could end up ****faced.

 

[PLT]

You could end up ****faced.

Can't believe you didn't write shafted.

 

[Charlie1]

You could end up ****faced.

Wasn't that a song by Faecal Sharkey in the 80's?

 

[DMD]

Wasn't that a song by Faecal Sharkey in the 80's?

Was it Bad Manners or the Stray Scats?

 

[Charlie1]

Was it Bad Manners or the Stray Scats?

Maybe the Do-Do dolls or The Stool Pigeons.

 

[DMD]

Maybe the Do-Do dolls or The Stool Pigeons.

Black eye pees?

 

[Charlie1]

Black eye pees?

Now you're just taking the piss.