Oh I'm sure some would stay loyal to you. Bet they would break their backs trying to climb up dutch's mountain.
As long as they don't try and light a fire while they are up there. The anus is on you to try and prevent that happening.
Sorry, didn't mean to hamster it up. I can only blame it on watching Gladiator last night. That Gluteus Maximus was a right dish.
Sorry, I thought I was doing well on family forum just keeping it tongue in cheek. Piles of replies that are on the rim of the hairy cup of decency. You do well to keep it clean though Emma, royd rage can be a pain in the arse I'd guess.