Scotch Independence - the countdown

Hurrah ! No need to keep repainting the ****ing thing.

 

We could borrow Godzilla and Godzooki from the nips, they'd sort Nessie out.

 

Threaten who ?

We shall be a peaceful nation . No more illegal American led wars for us .

If any nation wants to **** with our karma then we shall simply do what Scots always do .

Kick **** out of the ****s .

 

I would happily take London Independence , like a Monaco type principality basically the statutes make the square mile pretty much this anyway.

 

what, dressed in skirts and brandishing haggi?

 

Naw dressed in normal Scottish warrior attire .Adidas sambas and hoodies and brandishing any chib that happens to be handy .

 

Debunking the London myth in one fell swoop


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/10764060/Aberdeen-tops-table-for-disposable-income.html

 

What London myth? We know we're all skint down here, because unless you're a Sloane, an Arab or a Russian gangster, London is prohibitively expensive. It's also one of the world's great cities, along with New York, Paris and Rome, which probably explains why all you grockles from the sticks have a chip on your shoulders about the nation's capital.

 

I think you will find its " New York, London, Paris, Munich ... "

 

Everybody's talking bout...

 

Paris is a bigger ****hole than London

"Great cities" get a ****ing grip.

 

All the big cities have ****hole areas.

Even the smaller cities like Aberdeen, Edinburgh, Glasgow and Perth.

 

London & Paris are ****holes, full stop. Nae qualification necessary.

 

I'm guessing you feel uncomfortable anywhere people outnumber sheep.

 

That's some original stuff. Beat it back to your London slum.

 

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I like Paris. Great place for a weekend break.

 

Gay ^^^^^^^^^^

 

It'll take you a weekend to travel there by boat after we ban you from using our airspace.

 

Been there a few times now and I hate it. I'd rather go to London for a weekend break.

I got offered a free weekend in Paris in my last job after working on a ship near Rouen, stayed in an Ibis hotel at CDG instead and flew home the next day.