Scotch Independence - the countdown

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Should Scotland be an Independent Country?

  • Yes

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Relocation problems include the fact there is no immediate place for the nuclear deterrent to go. While Milford Haven in Wales and Devonport in Plymouth have been suggested, both would lead to safety fears and almost certainly run into local opposition.

Simply detonate them where they are.

We all end up with no nuclear deterrent, Scotland gets a face lift and everyones a winner :)
 
gas. said:
Relocation problems include the fact there is no immediate place for the nuclear deterrent to go. While Milford Haven in Wales and Devonport in Plymouth have been suggested, both would lead to safety fears and almost certainly run into local opposition.

Simply detonate them where they are.

We all end up with no nuclear deterrent, Scotland gets a face lift and everyones a winner :)
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They'll send it to Taffland, no one will care apart from the Taffs and they don't matter.
 
As every **** in the world knows precisely where we keep our nukes it would be interesting to know how many missiles the Russians have programmed to hit that little corner of Scotland.

It would be funny if after you ****s voted yes, we "accidently" launched one from there heading to a former Soviet military base. Down here we could all have BBQ parties outside watching the new northern lights. :)
 
gas. said:
As every **** in the world knows precisely where we keep our nukes it would be interesting to know how many missiles the Russians have programmed to hit that little corner of Scotland.

It would be funny if after you ****s voted yes, we "accidently" launched one from there heading to a former Soviet military base. Down here we could all have BBQ parties outside watching the new northern lights. :)
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I hope the wind's blowing south that day and you all turn into horrible mutants. Although no one in Bristol would notice...
 
gas. said:
As every **** in the world knows precisely where we keep our nukes it would be interesting to know how many missiles the Russians have programmed to hit that little corner of Scotland.

It would be funny if after you ****s voted yes, we "accidently" launched one from there heading to a former Soviet military base. Down here we could all have BBQ parties outside watching the new northern lights. :)
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The Russkies opened their files a few years ago and yep, Faslane was at the top of the list in the UK targets, I'd have been first to be obliterated, the good thing is I would have known **** all about it, i'd have been turned to dust just like that. You daft ****s on the other had would be left living the rest of your painful lives in a post apocalyptic wilderness or Thurso as it's better known.
 
gas. said:
I beg to differ, the atomic bomb mushroom clown will deter you. :)

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That's amateur clown scare tactics gas.

If you really wanted to find a creepy clown then just use the original Ronald McDonald. Entirely frightening.

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Nuclear is best for the whole world.

What are the skirt wearers going to resort to? Threatening them with viscious hagii.

All for Nuclear power as well.

I love nuclear power.
 
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