A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email. Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce. The email said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. Thanks a lot" Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar.