Not so soz for you, you naughty Obi. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Obi Wan again.
You had major splurge?? Always knew you liked a man in uniform.. ;-) Vigorously ?? Lubed up or dry?? I'm a tad squiffy .. Drinking red wine same bottle in the uk is like £8 or more campo something it's â¬1.50 here.. surely there isn't that much tax on wine..
Yeah still in Spain dude, here til Saturday night.. Saw something the other night in one of the resorts near here that made me laugh and think of you.. Didn't have my phone so didn't get a photo, but there is an estate agent called Goerrings immobilaria.. Would have loved a photo of me goose stepping in front of the place .. Also this will amuse you all, an deserves rep I believe, I have a favourite restaurant in the valley where I am, been coming here for ten years.. This year the place ha been overtaken by ze germans.. All of them rude an giving an air of superiority.. (which annoys me in itself, they lost two world wars ffs) but the three fat sausage scoffers whilst I was eating a bowl of squid with the mrs just said something in german at me and barged past and sat at the en of the table we were sat on.. It was busy but I would never dream of such a manoeuvre .. I had a raging hangover at the time so couldn't be arsed to make a scene , if had a few beers on board I would have done.. Anyway so they proceeded to infuriate me by the massive fat bird having to use the loo making me stand up to let her though she didn't ask or anything.. Just barged though.. As luck would have it there food arrived just at the point we had finished am I'd had enough of being annoyed.. So as I stood I turned to leave and let rip a massive somewhat wet fart right in the fat hairy Germans face as I departed the table as she was having a mouthful of food..
I'll rep as soon as out of the clink mate. It's good to get your own back on the Germans, especially in such style.I would have added a little heel click as I stood up too.l
Truly hilarious! Once I'm out of jail you shall have rep! Meanwhile, here's a new song to help you enjoy the rest of your stay: Two world wars and one wet fart!
