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what's your semi final dressage?

Mode 1: Business as usual, another awayday, dispose of the blunts, move along there nothing to see....

Mode 2: As above but smarter with a concession to the occasion.

Mode 3: 'Footy carnival occasion' wear designed to get on telly/photographed.

Think it will be between 1 and 2 tbh, depends on the Ebullience Factor next Sunday morning.
 
I think the cape is good, as you can pretend to be batman as you walk down Wembley Way......


Oh hang on I grew out of doing that 35 years ago.....:bandit::bandit::bandit:
 
I'll be marking the occasion in style. It's the full on Lord Flashheart look for me.

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Might just accessorise it with a black and amber codpiece too.
 
OLM/Reg,

TShirts, Polo shirts, with Hull City on, scarves, other bits and bobs because not everyone is an arsehole from CTWD who think people of all ages enjoying themselves at games is wrong. What the hell else do you think they should stock? Thats a good range. It's even all got Hull City on.

I'm sure you can get your normal outfits from Matalan if you don't like club stuff, or you could just **** off to another club which might cater to your very specific supporter wear needs.

I swear you just like complaining about everything the club does, or it might be because you won't feel so special if we attract new fans and enjoy some success.

I thought you knew who I was?

I could treble the club shop sales without getting out if bed, you daft ****. <doh>
 
Seen those capes in there for a couple of years now.

Never actually seen anyone wearing one though.

Great move by the club then. As well as the special new stuff they're trying to shift the **** they can't normally sell, and at full price under the guise of it being a Wembley special, rather than reducing it or binning it at the end of the season.

Personally won't be buying the stuff (an "FA Cup Winners" polo shirt I'd go for if it happened), but that's more that I want my souvenir items to be presentable afterwards than usable on the day. From the Playoff Final I got a scarf at Wembley (I need to dig it out to check the style to go for a matching one this year), a spare programme, and kept my tickets in pristine condition. I'm thinking if we make the Final as well there's something nice can be done in terms of framing from having a picture of Wembey, a ticket stub from each of our 3 games there, and maybe a scarf from the PO Final and one from the FAC Final. (My initial plan from the PO Final was the PO Final scarf in our colours across the top of the frame, with the ends hanging down to show the club crest. Between the the two hanging bits of the scarf would have been the ticket stub, with the programme below that, and then at the bottom a plaque with the match details (date, score, scorers, etc)
 
Great move by the club then. As well as the special new stuff they're trying to shift the **** they can't normally sell, and at full price under the guise of it being a Wembley special, rather than reducing it or binning it at the end of the season.

Personally won't be buying the stuff (an "FA Cup Winners" polo shirt I'd go for if it happened), but that's more that I want my souvenir items to be presentable afterwards than usable on the day. From the Playoff Final I got a scarf at Wembley (I need to dig it out to check the style to go for a matching one this year), a spare programme, and kept my tickets in pristine condition. I'm thinking if we make the Final as well there's something nice can be done in terms of framing from having a picture of Wembey, a ticket stub from each of our 3 games there, and maybe a scarf from the PO Final and one from the FAC Final. (My initial plan from the PO Final was the PO Final scarf in our colours across the top of the frame, with the ends hanging down to show the club crest. Between the the two hanging bits of the scarf would have been the ticket stub, with the programme below that, and then at the bottom a plaque with the match details (date, score, scorers, etc)

I still have my May24 08 One Day Travelcard from that day in my wallet as a good luck charm.
 
I thought you knew who I was?

I could treble the club shop sales without getting out if bed, you daft ****. <doh>

Actually, I wasn't going to do this but...what the ****.

For those who don't know what you do, why don't you explain to us all exactly how you could treble the shop sales without getting out of bed? In fact, lets assume you do get up, and even get dressed, how much more could you increase that by and how would you do it?

Then explain why you haven't.
 
Extremely attractive Norweigen girl today was very excited to have one. There was a full group from Norway.

Maybe it's not all bad?

Saw a group of Dutch today also, and before the game another small group whose nationality was unfathomable (turks, uzbeks, kazaks?)
 
Actually, I wasn't going to do this but...what the ****.

For those who don't know what you do, why don't you explain to us all exactly how you could treble the shop sales without getting out of bed? In fact, lets assume you do get up, and even get dressed, how much more could you increase that by and how would you do it?

Then explain why you haven't.

Perhaps 'cos nobody tells the Allams how to run their business.
 
Actually, I wasn't going to do this but...what the ****.

For those who don't know what you do, why don't you explain to us all exactly how you could treble the shop sales without getting out of bed? In fact, lets assume you do get up, and even get dressed, how much more could you increase that by and how would you do it?

Then explain why you haven't.

I could tell you how to improve our second half performance happy!!! Oh ok i will do cos i dont want to own the half the club or the whole club. Dont bring Aluko on.
 
Extremely attractive Norweigen girl today was very excited to have one. There was a full group from Norway.

Maybe it's not all bad?

OK, a few things:

1) Thanks for robbing me of the opportunity to mention our Norwegian day-trippers;
2) The group in question were all schoolchildren;
3) All Norwegian women are extremely attractive, you tool
 
OK, a few things:

1) Thanks for robbing me of the opportunity to mention our Norwegian day-trippers;
2) The group in question were all schoolchildren;
3) All Norwegian women are extremely attractive, you tool

Sixth formers though right?
 
I could tell you how to improve our second half performance happy!!! Oh ok i will do cos i dont want to own the half the club or the whole club. Dont bring Aluko on.

<laugh> Ruined your own point there. You don't like people having a view on the club off the pitch if they don't own it, but as you've just demonstrated the same bizarre logic could be applied to having views on the pitch since none of us are the owner or manager.

In fact, we should be grateful that the owners allow us to watch their team in which we have no shares.