Pay a couple of shifty looking frogs..( most of them) to kidnap her for a couple of hours.A bike with a couple of strings of onions should be the going rate.
Be a complete utter **** to her so she divorces you, then you can watch every game without having to worry about her being bitchy about it. Or cook before the game so she has plenty of pots to keep her busy while you watch the football.
Think CCC has got the best answer, give her a Spa day just for Mrs Gonzo (MkII). Make it look unselfish. Don't even mention the game. Or grow some balls and be honest.
Take a load of ironing with you, whilst she does this you nip out for the match. Make sure there is an iron in the hotel room or this cunning plan may fail.
In fn fairness.... This is all luvs own fault Why are you booking this IN season???? You could be going in later May for chuffs sake Fall on your sword. Record the match and try not to get result
It's a very good point and I do always check the fixtures before booking but seeing as this was 40th present there was no way around it.
just hope she doesn't have a mid life crisis while you are other there, as that could get ruddy expensive lol although if you give her clothes shopping money you will get away with the football as she wont care
Go to a cash point and change the pin number on your credit card. Give her your card to go clothes shopping whilst you watch the match. Blame her for getting the card block
Bit the bullet last night, told her that if we win all our games we win the league. Told her we'll have to find a nice bar in Paris to watch the Liverpool v City game she was quiet for a bit and I got a bit of a funny look but she seems to have accepted that I'm watching it. Thanks for all the suggestions fellas, I let her read through them.
divorce coming.... she ACTUALLY looked at you funny... this is LF f'C... and she looked at you funny for a lousy 2 hours in the afternoon to make YOU happy as well... How dare she. I did tell you to man up and record the thing... didn't i... this is NOT over
dear ho dear... too honest.. honesty ruins relationships. e.g "does my bum look big in this" honesty answer. yes, clearly or you'd not ask. wise answer... you make me hard get over here. half hearted dishonesty... no dear.. in disinterested tone. (may as well give her the knife mrs bobbit used right then)
2 birds with one stone. Got an android phone or tablet? Download Sopcast player for android and/or ACEstream for android. Stream the game on 3g or wifi in full HD to you phone or tablet while having dinner or whatever. She wont be able to complain then.
