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luvgonzo said:
Such good advice. Lets recap, along with some good advice about spoiling my good wife we also have drug her, get her smashed and the suggestion of a gangbang.

Good job so far fellas 2 weeks to go and she's not too happy about Spurs on Sunday.
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Tell her to get a grip.
 
Pay a couple of shifty looking frogs..( most of them) to kidnap her for a couple of hours.A bike with a couple of strings of onions should be the going rate.
 
Be a complete utter **** to her so she divorces you, then you can watch every game without having to worry about her being bitchy about it. Or cook before the game so she has plenty of pots to keep her busy while you watch the football. <ok>
 
Think CCC has got the best answer, give her a Spa day just for Mrs Gonzo (MkII). Make it look unselfish. Don't even mention the game.


Or grow some balls and be honest. <ok>
 
In fn fairness.... This is all luvs own fault

Why are you booking this IN season???? You could be going in later May for chuffs sake

Fall on your sword. Record the match and try not to get result
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
In fn fairness.... This is all luvs own fault

Why are you booking this IN season???? You could be going in later May for chuffs sake

Fall on your sword. Record the match and try not to get result
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It's a very good point and I do always check the fixtures before booking but seeing as this was 40th present there was no way around it.
 
luvgonzo said:
It's a very good point and I do always check the fixtures before booking but seeing as this was 40th present there was no way around it.
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just hope she doesn't have a mid life crisis while you are other there, as that could get ruddy expensive lol

although if you give her clothes shopping money you will get away with the football as she wont care <laugh>
 
Go to a cash point and change the pin number on your credit card. Give her your card to go clothes shopping whilst you watch the match. Blame her for getting the card block :)
 
Bit the bullet last night, told her that if we win all our games we win the league. Told her we'll have to find a nice bar in Paris to watch the Liverpool v City game she was quiet for a bit and I got a bit of a funny look but she seems to have accepted that I'm watching it.

Thanks for all the suggestions fellas, I let her read through them. <whistle>
 
luvgonzo said:
Bit the bullet last night, told her that if we win all our games we win the league. Told her we'll have to find a nice bar in Paris to watch the Liverpool v City game she was quiet for a bit and I got a bit of a funny look but she seems to have accepted that I'm watching it.

Thanks for all the suggestions fellas, I let her read through them. <whistle>
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divorce coming.... she ACTUALLY looked at you funny... this is LF f'C... and she looked at you funny for a lousy 2 hours in the afternoon to make YOU happy as well...

How dare she.

I did tell you to man up and record the thing... didn't i... this is NOT over <laugh>
 
dear ho dear... too honest.. honesty ruins relationships.

e.g "does my bum look big in this"

honesty answer. yes, clearly or you'd not ask.

wise answer... you make me hard get over here.

half hearted dishonesty... no dear.. in disinterested tone. (may as well give her the knife mrs bobbit used right then)
 
luvgonzo said:
Bit the bullet last night, told her that if we win all our games we win the league. Told her we'll have to find a nice bar in Paris to watch the Liverpool v City game she was quiet for a bit and I got a bit of a funny look but she seems to have accepted that I'm watching it.

Thanks for all the suggestions fellas, I let her read through them. <whistle>
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So you ask for our advice and then ignore us anyway? #welshsheepshaggingcunt :bandit:
 
luvgonzo said:
Ok so being the romantic soul that I am, Mrs Gonzo and I will be of to Paris shortly as part of the good womans birthday celebrations. :emoticon-0166-cake: <bubbly>

A wonderful time will be had visiting the many attractions, bistros and bars it is something that she is very much looking forward to especially as we have 3 kids who are lets say quite challenging at times. :)

So now the help part, how do I get round the fact (and I mean fact as it will happen regardless) that I will be sat with a :emoticon-0167-beer: watching Liverpool play Man City on the Sunday while in Paris?

So once again get your excuses out/thinking caps on, how do I do this without the good woman assaulting me or sulking, crying because I'm a selfish batard who does **** all but watch footy.

Your help as with the nuts thread is fully appreciated.
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2 birds with one stone.

Got an android phone or tablet? Download Sopcast player for android and/or ACEstream for android. Stream the game on 3g or wifi in full HD to you phone or tablet while having dinner or whatever. She wont be able to complain then.
 
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