simple really, make her feel like a million dollars a couple of hours before the game (your other half so you know or should lol how to do that) then accidentally take her somewhere for lunch that is showing the game does she like pampering and all that health spa bollocks?
I think you're all approaching this in the wrong way. He needs to set the standard to cover any potential future complications like this too. I say you stick her in a Man City shirt, **** her in the middle of all the Liverpool fans and provide them all with eggs, rotten tomatoes and maybe some flour too. Maybe arrange for MITO to attend with his axe? Whilst this is happening you should be poking her with a stick with a dart attached to the end. Don't forget to keep spitting at her too. The next time there is a game on, she'll be happy for you to go alone then
This isn't football, it's war and there is no way I'm leaving the safety of this sports bar while we're at war
Going on holiday is knackering business, every holiday needs a designated lazy day. Plus the kids are tired and confused, what strange language is this they hear? Let's just have a peaceful afternoon in the hotel bar/ le locale. Oh look the football is on, that is certainly a coincidence. It's only 90 minutes plus half time and stoppages. The little ones wont even be half way through their burgers by then. And you don't want to go to eat anywhere else, do you bambinos? Everywhere else in France only serves frogs legs and snails. Yes, that's right Junior, snails. Do you want to stay here or go and eat snails? Just as I thought. No we can't dear, they will kick up a fuss if we go now. We just want a nice happy family holiday.
are the kids going then? i know this sounds harsh but i thought he was leaving them at home with the grandparents or something as why go to paris if its not just the 2 of them so to speak.
In that case, he will have to convince her that every place other than the sports bar will feed her snails /frog legs / molluscs / whale placenta. Forcibly feed her. "I think we should stay and eat here for the whole holiday, it's a culinary torture out there. Oh look, there is more football on tomorrow too" "And they speak English here!"
That's so true. They eat (surprisingly fast) snails there. FROGGY: "You're fast snail, but not fast enough to escape this frenchman! Into the pot with you. I hope you like garlic cheese, bitches!" They have a wonderful way with words the french. Well ... they do when they take time to remove the (mandatory) cigarette from their mouth long enough to understand what they're saying.
No kids? Pahh that means she easy pickings, no interruptions to threaten (y)our devious plan! Go on the full offensive all weekend and buy something on Saturday that she's shown an interest in at the shops but don't let her see you buy it. Then an hour before kick off tell her you're just popping out. Come back 2 or 3 hrs later with a surprise to throw her off the scent. Easy. DISCLAIMER: No responsibility will be accepted in the unlikely event that this foolproof plan fails to work.
Havent read through the reponses yet so this might have already been suggested, but simple really. Take her somewhere nice in the evening, and send her to a day Spa for a bit of pampering during the afternoon to prepare. Sure that wont cost much in Paris...lol
Tell her that when you were a kid you saw the film Charade and remember watching audrey hepburn and cary grant go down the river seine in paris and dreamed of doing that... Then tell her you also remember wishing you could watch psg v liverpool as a kid... Then tell her how happy you are that your childhood dreams are gonna come true cos youll get to go on the river trip with her and watch liverpool play a match in paris...the romance will offset the blokish football crap Simples
Such good advice. Lets recap, along with some good advice about spoiling my good wife we also have drug her, get her smashed and the suggestion of a gangbang. Good job so far fellas 2 weeks to go and she's not too happy about Spurs on Sunday.
