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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. Where's the hate? Can you point to any particular comments?

    As anyone who has followed this thread from the start will know, it's purpose has been to hold up a mirror to the worst excesses of Mouser delusion. That's done out of love, not hate. Plus, you surely cannot have missed the fact that, even when I am ripping the absolute piss out of an errant Mouser, using a fatal combination of supreme intelligence and finely honed wummery, I do it with classic humour and a brazen twinkle in my eye.


    I can assure you, young Mouser, that is not possible.


    Agreed. This thread isn't, and never has been about rivalry (see above).

    Your rivals used to be United, but you were far too off the pace, in past seasons, to justify that rivalry. This season, United is too far off the pace to merit the title of rival. I rather suspect that, in future seasons, your rivalry will rekindle, as you each battle it out for 7th and 8th.
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You're such a charmer HIAG!! <rose>
     
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  3. <laugh>
    I knew you'd understand, Sky.
     
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  4. Redbrynner

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    Hoddle is always in a church of sorts on sundays

    Mabbs doesnt like the studio lights,

    and King always has a knees up on saturday night
     
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't be worse than the MOTD2 pundits they had for the NLD last season: Lee Dixon and Judas...
     
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  6. Redbrynner

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    Have you been reading the dictionary again? You could have described your method much quicker with the words 'blind arrogance.'

    Supreme intelligence indeed...Someone needs a colonic methinks
     
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  7. Foredeckdave

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    All pundits are idiots no matter where they come from. For me the worst offenders are the ex-player summarisers now they show clear bias in what they say - including the Liverpool ones.

    Perhaps the nearest to being impartial are Rat Boy and Carra
     
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  8. Sir_Red

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    Likewise from me/us. Only hate one club, and that's scummy united
     
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  9. littleDinosaurLuke

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    Say what you mean
     
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  10. <laugh>
    I see what you did, there, Little Luke. Sleight of hand, you old (red) devil, you!
     
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  11. All joking and wumming aside for a minute, I do believe that United and 'Pool will be joined by one common factor, moving forward, and that is that neither club is now likely to win the title over the next decade.
     
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  12. Billy The Spur

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    Arguably not, what with the safety net of CL drop outs still parachuting into the EL at knock out phase. If this ridiculous rule was scrapped it would be far easier to win the EL, but while UEFA continue to reward failure, protect and give second chances to the CL elite, it will remain extremely difficult.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Spot on.

    I actually like this thread, and enjoy the banter. I'm even starting to like HIAG the old ****er...


    There's no hate here, not from me anyway, and as far as I can see from no one else either. One thing this thread is missing though is Matth :(


    BTW - HIAG if you don't think Liverpool will win the PL in the next decade or so, do you think Spurs will ever win it?
     
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  14. Please! Stop taking the piss, Sky!
    <laugh>
     
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  15. Peter: I have zero faith in Arsenal doing Liverpool a favour today, they just haven't turned up this season in the big games.
    (Comment from a Mouser, on the BBC Football Live website, today)

    <doh>
    **** me! They still think they are in with a chance of the title!
     
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  16. SpursDisciple

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    If they beat us tomorrow then they are top going into April. Of course they have a chance. I make them second favourites now.
     
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  17. jaffaSlot

    jaffaSlot Well-Known Member

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    I think they can do basic maths, if Liverpool win their remaining games, they win the league. Looks like you're the ******.
    Having said that, we will stumble, maybe tomorrow, but I am more than happy that top 3 looks more likely.
     
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  18. PleaseNotPoll

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    Something somebody said is now true after another round of results?
    How dishonest is that? <laugh>
     
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  19. jaffaSlot

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    Just stooping to hiag's level.
     
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  20. So, you really think you'll beat £ity?
     
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