Jammy, you will have to apply in writing to Gat,the place needs some entertainment and a good clean up!!!
Just came on here and saw yr news sensible- glad you came through it ok- take it easy (away from the stress of argyle)- we will keep you abreast of the going-ons at the club-take care.
Thanks lyndhurst. Always good to get an unbiased opinion on a Saturday. Tell you what, about time we had a party. Drinks all around and make them doubles.
Pah....one doc, that's nothing. As I said to my medical team this week....... I am allowed alcohol plym even if not much of it at a time. Not a loss though as I didn't drink that much before. Might have to give the crisps a miss though. Nah what the hell, another round and crisps for everyone....
Survived another Halloween so that must be worth a pint or two. This place looks a bit like a cave with all the cobwebs and stuff. Got a visit from a couple of monsters this evening who robbed me of all my sweets. It's a repeat trick cause they do it every time they turn up. Is it just me or is this place becoming more and more like bleddy America every year? We seem to inherit all of their rubbish annual stuff and bad habits. When I was a kid nobody had heard of Halloween or Trick or Treat.
I'm amazed old sensible hasn't opened the Pilgrimage Bar over Christmas.......having said he was going away for a few days...the penny has suddenly dropped.....he's locked himself away in there with all the booze and all THE CRISPS......and probably smuggled in the bar girl to help him do a stocktake....hint,hint,nudge,nudge,wink,wink.....you crafty old devil.......just make sure it's all ready for new years eve....or we'll let Mrs sensible know what you've been upto.
Not a sound Bar person, he'll bugger off in a minute........now where were we.....yep up the ladder you go the nuts are on the very top shelf. Oh me god!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL....least we can look into this year with some better optimism for a change.....drinks and shots on me....camel & chips to follow later....
Tell you what HP it would make a bleddy change. Happy New Year to you and one and all. Crisps all round and I'll even get me nuts out for a treat......
Hey guys ,newbie here 1st post and looking forward to some great banter. Sorry not very good at introductions.
Hello Lord Haw Haw, interesting user name you chose there. You must have had a look through the site before signing on so you should be aware of the last newbie who signed on. Why anyone would bother to sign up just to be a bit of a dick is beyond me but hey ho each to their own I suppose. You may find some suspicion at the outset until proven not to be the same person who seems to delight in jumping in every now and again just to be an idiot. If you aren't he then welcome to the Argyle world in miniture. You might realise we aren't the biggest site there is in terms of membership.
Pint of arsnic for me please and a straw. Apart from that and my impending suicide I'm well thanks HP. When you get to a certain age then time becomes quite precious and is to be looked after. I just wasted a whole evening watching a bunch of amateurs trying to pretend to be professionals.
Why would you want to sip it slowly through a straw sensible.....didn't you have the long slow death at the match last night...straight down before it dissolves the straw.....good-bye cruel world.....I've had better Birthday pressies in my time.
Ladies and gentlemen lets have a minutes silence for the plastic Man U fans who, for the first time in a decade, have nothing to brag about. The final humiliation has been enacted and they are now out of everything they could be out of this season. What will they do I have to ask. So, if you spot one sitting head in hands in the gutter, pick them up and invite them into the bar for a stiff one. Bleddy good job the season doesn't end before Chirstmas cause there would be a million unwanted prezzies laying in cupboards up and down the land.
Right troops I've found the key and opened up for a last season binge. Drinks are on Gat I heard and plym is going to stump up for the pork scratchings. Bears are included as well as Mexican jumping beans and Camel lovers. It's been a funny old season this time around hasn't it. We have been absolutely dire in some matches and almost classy in some others. We were down with the also rans for a fair bit then suddenly took off and it led some to believe we might just make a fist of this season. Only to be let down again at the end and finished 10th. Don't know about the rest of you but I picked that finishing position at the start because I thought that would actually be a sign of improvement and of course it is. However, I sort of feel a bit let down again now given it was in their grasp to extend the season. Next season is going to be quite defining because I would expect us to step up again and this time only a play off place would seem acceptable. Get the drinks in somebody...............