Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'What do you feel like for dinner my love ...... chicken, beef or lamb?'
I said, 'Chicken, please.
' She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!'
 

evening rep


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In rep jail at the moment, I'll get back to those I owe as soon as possible.

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

Hello and good afternoon

I managed to rep a handful, others I must still spread.

Morning all

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Congrats on the 90k Dave

i am watching it young minx

evening all :)

Caught up with a few tonight, happy easter rep to all :biggrin:

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'What do you feel like for dinner my love ...... chicken, beef or lamb?'
I said, 'Chicken, please.
' She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!'

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Hi guys, it seems I left Is Vic there? neg rep by mistake ( that's what too many hours on the forum does to you ) can anybody with some rep to spare top him up please?

I'll try and get back to whoever does with some +rep.
 
For all Who Work With Rude Customers, isn't it a shame WE can't actually do this!

An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said,
"I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear,"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone:"May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said,"F$%& You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said,"I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

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