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  1. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for D
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    [video=youtube;QvsQ9hYKq7c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvsQ9hYKq7c[/video]
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    Are they Hoarder Collies?
     
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  4. ristac

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    Hello and good afternoon

    I managed to rep a handful, others I must still spread.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Not seen you around much lately ristac.
     
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  6. Is Vic there?

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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    For all Who Work With Rude Customers, isn't it a shame WE can't actually do this!

    An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
    A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said,
    "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
    The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.."
    The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear,"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
    Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone:"May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
    "We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14."
    With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said,"F$%& You!"
    Without flinching, she smiled and said,"I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    In rep jail at the moment, I'll get back to those I owe as soon as possible.

    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
     

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  9. Is Vic there?

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  10. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Morning all

    I'm doing a 14 mile sponsored walk in March to raise funds for a great cancer charity The Royal Marsden. They provide world class care for cancer patients and do pioneering work in research and education.

    The walk takes place on the 16th March and is between the Royal Marsdens two hospitals in Chelsea and Sutton. In the past 3 years this event has raised over £3 million pounds to support cancer diagnosis, treatment, research and care.

    This is a terrific cause so if you can help in any way please sponsor me at

    http://www.justgiving.com/keith-lamb..._page_creation

    Very grateful thanks in advance.
     
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    .<doh>:biggrin:.
     
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  13. Is Vic there?

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  14. Is Vic there?

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  19. Guywanderer

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  20. kiwiqpr

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    evening rep
     
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